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Less than 10 is technically true.
I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.
They already know your location.
My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?
“Fewer than ten” is even more technically correct.
Everybody’s out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody’s asking how is Jeff.
Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he’s having a bad day I really really really want to know.
I’ll do you one better, why is Jeff?
Or when is Jeff.
We don’t even know where is Jeff.
I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.
Comes with “prime sameday delivery” of certain nuclear annihilation
In case we try to take away his tax dodges.
I too own <10 nuclear weapons
Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’
https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
Too credible
Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff’s offensive capabilities.
I’m not Jeff, but I can confidently say I have less than 10 nuclear weapons. Zero is less than 10.
Jeff is the founder of Jeff nuclear technology and they build nukes, he keeps them as novelty and emotional support.
Jeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he’ll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.
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What is San Fransisco? dam…
I had a boss named Jeff once. He was strongly requested to resign by a committee of sociopathic nutcakes. This could very well be that Jeff.
I think they’re on to us Jeff
He’s only got one ❤️
Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.
That article gets really depressing really fast.
This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson
Damn that dude’s life took a turn
🙋♂️
Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?
