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minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97arrow-down5·9 months agoIf I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·9 months ago I would masturbate. This is how I answer most hypotheticals
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·9 months agoWhat if you woke up as your grandpa.
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 months agoI suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoI mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·9 months agoDon’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoWell, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoOr, depending how depressed they are, not.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoOr, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoTake some Viagra. Then masturbate.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·9 months agoI’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably. Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-29 months agoYou know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie? Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down20·9 months agoMost woman are bi so I’m sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoWell we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoWhat are you, a space alien?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·9 months agoI live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoI’m not american either but you’re the only one assuming that in this conversation. What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoTwo I think? Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 months agoYeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·9 months agoTaylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·9 months agoCheck if that asshole is bleached
If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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I’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.
Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
Most woman are bi so I’m sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.
Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
What are you, a space alien?
I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
I’m not american either but you’re the only one assuming that in this conversation.
What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?
Two I think?
Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
Yeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
Check if that asshole is bleached