I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

You forgot to roll for initiative!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

1980: in the future, we’ll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots

She’s got a point

“So, as I was trying to say…”

I’m pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.

Outside of North America 😳

I had a VERY close call against a cow once. Never seen a coyote, so I can’t really compare.

It’s actually kind of impressive that even though this post is 2 hours old, we’ve both gone on and posted different versions of the same meme at the exact same time.

HOW ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

I worked at a Sydney airport shop years ago and she would come through our area from time to time. She was approachable, easy to talk to and despite having big spooky security guys around, was happy to just go shopping and wait for her flight.

The Fijian PM at the time used to come through, crack jokes, run up a bill and then jokingly ask one of his security guys to buy all the stuff for him. He was a really funny bloke and he made our day.

Hey guys, I cheated in my exam using AI but I was the one who actually wrote down the answer. Why did I fail?

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That guy seems incredibly calm considering he’s getting his fucking arm hacked off, and he hasn’t even had a shot of brandy yet. What a boss

What’s wrong with the trebuchet?

Down here in AU, Wendy’s isn’t a burger joint, it’s a Milk bar.

This fact made it so much better!

I hear you’ve met the woman in red…?

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it