First character: A brooding loner with a tragic backstory, full of obvious parallels to my own life.
Second character: Yes these mechanics I’m combining are wildly mismatched, but my backstory explains it all.
Third character: A centaur that I play as a cab driver. Work in references to Taxi Driver, Cash Cab, Fake Taxi, etc. 100% dedication to the bit at all costs.
Fourth character: Mysterious backstory and ominous foreshadowing throughout the campaign, all leading up to the moment in the final session when I unleash the pun that the entire character was built around.
Learning from his Silicon Valley backers I see.