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There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.
they’ll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.
I think it’s more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.
What else are the GOP doing right now?
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After? You expecting them to put it back first?
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Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I’ve accepted this.
oh no what have you created
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Yes.
Beneath the porcelain skin.
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If Dick Cheney dies this week I will give organized religion a reconsideration.
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Thank you
Jimmy Carter: FUCK IT WE RIDE
Sadly he was hanging on for his wife, so
We’re gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.
Fucker died on my birthday. It’s a pretty good gift.
Yes we need you to beat the bastards, there’s plenty!
Not including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.
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Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva
Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger…
Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.
Someone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.
