“Moooom, Luigi’s tail is trying to bite me again!”

Each one a winner

I just played with the words in the meme, because i don’t understand it either.

I should’ve put the /s

It isn’t structured using magnitude and direction, but as an element in a vector space.

You are welcome, not a stranger anymore, fellow lemming. ⊂(￣▽￣)⊃

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I just fell into a rabbit hole the size of an Olympic Swimming Pool.

Before your comment, i didn’t know this was a thing.

TL/DR

• Length: 50 m (164 ft 1 in)

• Width: 25 m (82 ft 0 in)

That’s the size.

Theoretically even a buttplug could be assembled using 2 of the veggies

That’s still easy to imagine, compared to the volume of 6000 gummy bears.

Sustain someone with the ability to have a little sexy time in the afterlife? I like this.

Damn, i believe you. How long did you wait, 20 years?

Crushed, shaken, stirred

I live in Cologne, Germany. We also have many turks living here. I mean so many, that a district is called Small-Istanbul and Erdogan does some heavy propaganda around here, just to ensure the votes from the community living here.

Something that has already happened a few times is a girl being murdered by their own family, because she brought shame to the family, by doing whatever is not allowed to do with guys from other religions. It even has a name, honor killing.

It’s all pretty bad, but what caught me by surprise was a documentary about extremely conservative Muslims living in countries that are predominantly not Muslim.

Some women, most of them ex Muslims, were interviewed and told that the mothers are mostly the ones that enforce the Muslim rule in a household.

They are the ones that insist that their kids have to follow the rules, even living in a country where most schoolmates are not Muslim.

Is this an instance of internalized sexism?

I keep finding old notebooks, where i started writing stuff on the first page.

Just to never ever touch it again, but find it again years later and go “ooooh, i wrote this?”

and three or four copies I stole over time.

Gut gemacht, Leiser

The gas crywaves a Shockwave

Edit: i know, they meant creates, but crywaves sounds better

“And don’t even get me started on the way she sighs,” he said. “It definitely has something to do with me, even though people sigh for a million different reasons, like if they’re tired or stressed or something. I’m definitely not going to ask her about any of those things, though, because I don’t really view her as a full person. It just gives off a very bitchy, passive aggressive vibe.”

I mostly shower around 9:00 pm. Yeah I must have had some scent on me, the strange thing was the fly was absolutely no-touchy.

2 years ago, in a hot summer, i had a fly stay the whole day with me. When i noticed, i first shushed it away and it kept landing on the same spot. Since it wasn’t really bothering me, i kept the fly in my view and it was absolutely always landing and staying very close to me, but never touched me.

It followed me through the whole house, wherever, bathroom, kitchen living room - it was always just a few inches away from me.

I even started to be careful, not to sit on it … Like this would ever happen, as fast as they are.

Anyway, it was strange and wholesome at the same time. Was gone the next day, i really missed the little fella.

Edit: though, they live longer, or? Afaik, the flies that only live 24 hours are mayflies.

I’m sure my fly was a common house fly. Must have gotten bored with me, after a day.

Edit 2:

Must have gotten bored with me, after a day i took a shower.

TheSlad, thanks for reminding me

A crunchy burger