• 3ntranced@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    As a man with glamorously long natural eyelashes, it is not all its cracked up to be either. They get all criss/crossed and bent so they drag ever so slightly on my cornea and since it didn’t fully fall out I just keep rubbing the eye trying to dislodge it and end up just irritating it more.

    Fuck eyelashes, they’re another annoying “feature” of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

    If this is all a simulation, someone is having a riot of a time messing with mods and screwing with character gen.

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      1 year ago

      Fuck eyelashes, they’re another annoying “feature” of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

      All proof that God drinks on the job. And not the good stuff, either.

    • BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      I have really long eyelashes and I hate them but godamn have they saved my eyes during fingernail clipping sessions like a million times.