“I came here to say it’s become clear to me that it’s not my time. So after much prayer and deliberation, I have decided to suspend my campaign for president effective today,” Pence said, to audible gasps from the audience gathered at the Venetian resort on the Las Vegas strip.
Imagine praying on this
That’s really the weirdest thing about these performative Jesus people. One, Jesus said to shut the fuck up about your supposed faith and not display it in public in an attempt to seem pious. But anyway, he can’t work it out logically? He needs supernatural inspiration to make any decision?
Indeed, if they listened to their OWN religion, they’d literally get back in the closet, but they chose to follow the likes of James Robison:
I’d rather they go back to the closet, if they ever were in the closet at all. As instructed by their OWN holy book they talk about so much. How many of them have read it?
Modern christians are the hypocrites the New Testament warns us about. Actual Christians who adhered to the principles of Jesus would be wonderful people.
They’re out there. They just aren’t spewing verbal diarrhea all over everything all of the time like these asshats.
I don’t doubt that they’re out there. Kinda like, theoretically, there are cops out there that aren’t bastards. But if they’re doing fuck-all to fight against the people trying to make the country a fascist theocracy, what fucking difference does it make? I don’t see any mainstream American Christians standing up against Trumpism, and I don’t see any police unions dropping their warrior cop, thin blue line bullshit. They’re all complicit, at the very least.
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Why didn’t he just pray on it sooner if it was the Lords plan?
Jesus was still feeling out the poll numbers, etc…and hadn’t decided until now.
For an omniscient and unchanging god, he sure does seem to not know things and change his mind based on human actions.
Something about Pence’s campaign being half a mill in debt helped God focus.
Can’t tell which is worse. Either: