Damn, my money was on “someone Hegseth drunk texted secret plans to”

Edit: wait, could I have actually bet money on this on Polymarkt?

Have you looked into idiopathic hypersomnia?

The dotcom bubble burst. We still use the internet

You come for the white women, I was mildly inconvenienced. YOU COME FOR THE WHITE MEN, WTF BRO!!! THIS ONE WAS STRAIGHT!!!11

So because some people with a title are bad, you shouldn’t trust anyone with that title?

So we shouldn’t trust anyone, essentially?

One doctor abused their patients, so doctors are bad.

One (okay lol, I know) priest raped kids, so all priests are bad.

Someone with your title did [insert crime here], so you are bad.

Bruh do you know how long it would take me to write an Excel macro? The m code for a power query? Fuck yeah it’s helping

Keep on rocking in Greenland

Edit: help, I’ve had this song stuck in my head with the fake lyric for an hour

You can say “I hate the front runner in the democratic primary” without saying “I’m voting republican”

Nope. Also seen an increase in texts

I thought he skipped like almost all of them last time too? This is just par for the course

Ok bud. Since you think correlation is causation, why did all the other companies that cancelled DEI programs and were subject to the exact same protest not suffer?

And why did Wal-Mart, a direct Target competitor, suffer equally to Target?

Ok. The economy is garbage. People have the lowest level of economic confidence in decades. No shit foot traffic in retail is down. The Costco comparison adds nothing

This is piss poor journalism. You can’t compare 1 company to another with a drastically different business model. Tell me about foot traffic in other similar stores

If only society had been using the term for decades before it got its contemporary interpretation…

Not sure if you skipped my comment or you’re willfully ignorant

Spoiler alert: Bilal sucks. Everything she does sucks

Reporting complete

That’s CMS, not Surgeon General

This sort of delusional and aggressive thinking just drives division.

The reality is, most people don’t make educated decisions at the polls. It’s knee jerk reaction to the economy

Ouch. Yeah, it’s always the worst users that complain the loudest about moderation

Only got 2 undergrad degrees and 2 masters

I hadn’t even thought that maybe you went to college? Must’ve been a stuffy place where you didn’t learn anything