My computer can’t be hacked if I don’t have a computer.
For sale: vulnerable computer collection.
Highest bid: $0.00
replace Google with flarbar or poopee which doesn’t use AI
I’m so tired 😵💫
I love me a sublvl 4 meme. So much niche.
He should just be happy they are using vowels again. All of those things could be combinations of 4 letters.
Reminds me of microservices: https://youtu.be/y8OnoxKotPQ
Did it start side fumbling again? I don’t think adjusting the transduractance will handle that, you might need a new amulite plate.
Make sure the amulite plate is pre-famulated, else the logarithmic casing will lose its magneto-reluctance.
Thank you for reminding me of the existence of the Retro Encabulator.
This is how I feel as a non-techie normie on Lemmy
As a techy person who’s not plugged into API/Services BS, this is what most of this sounds like to me.
As a techie I totally understand. Half the time I don’t know what people are talking about either.
Just get the patched version of poob from the floob store. Just don’t forget to sign the jibnack certificate to bypass the 7 day deployment limit.
I can’t use the floob store as I’m on blakblak and I don’t want to encapsule the source. Has anyone posted the jamdo off of hulon?
ploob*
poob*
Tbh fuck poob, never even used it.
Usually Poob’s got it for you
It’s pronounced “pub” because of course it is.
did retroid ever fix his pleroma?
Not sure if you intended to name real things or not.

The supply chain feels more and more recursive
Dippy is just AI slop these days anyway.
I use jarmp, btw.
Isn’t jarmp just a fork of Dramp, but jarmp is funneling money to fascists?
Forgive me if I’m ootl, I haven’t reviewed the skAil updates in a few days.
Jarmp is just Dramp rewritten in Patina.
Larmp is OK, I guess. The sole Dev is a little odd, but it is written entirely in Lisp …
No he sold it to private equity so now it’s owned by fascists. I’m selfhosting Flirp.
If you’re using dörstop for your self hosted server management, make sure you rehash your table helix after the last flat patch wave.
Linux users describing how easy it is to set up
WTF is Linux? Stop making shit up.













