NOW I’M ONLY THREE BUSINESSES AWAY FROM HAVING TO GET A JOB LIKE YOUUUUU“Bootstraps, removedboy”
Small business restaurant owners are the fucking worst. Ive worked for and still work for em. You have to be a specifically egotistical freak to open a new restaurant. Someone behaving as a mercenary capitalist would open a Burger King or whatever and make more money easier. You gotta be a special type of freak with a huuuuge safety net to fuck around with a new restaurant. They are some of the most bizarre and terrible specimens of humanity out there. They went for the biggest gamble with the lowest reward and it’s usually egotistical reasons why.
When I’m in a victim mentality contest and my opponent is a rich person.
Oh boo fucking hoo! All you business types never buy my labor! I’m forced to be a basement dweller and my life is fucking ruined forever since all you bastards are practicing modern day shunning. But sure, you’re the victim and not me. Fuck you.
Try and get a job like the rest of us, porky.
Full support to the
lunch packers driving the restaurant kulaks out of businessY’know. When I first came here, I had no idea how to read through the emoji. Now it’s just second nature to understand the hieroglyphs. Sometimes they have a pronunciation, sometimes not, but they all have a name.
It’s too late, Hexbear taught me how to boil cubed tofu with chopped aromatic vegetables in very salty water for one half hour, and that bean sprouting kits are worth every cent (sprouted lentils have a pleasant nutty flavor)
as a free market understander, instead of running some failing, shit margin business that depends on a disappearing middle income worker, i would have invested in lower Manhattan real estate.
Capitalists love to talk about how risk justifies profit-seeking, well, this is the other side of that. Shouldda been Bezos, asshole
the “risk” is that they might lose their capital and have to be a disgusting worker like the rest of us
businesses don’t have the right to exist in a free market. this man is not entitled to custom
This fully reads like satire. Is it actually real?
Sounds like about every bougie i ever heard
a query: if people stopped eating out, shouldn’t they be closing all the restaurants or selling them, like responsible capitalists do in adverse market conditions?
no, a market correction is when you forego entertainment/heating/housing so that they don’t have to change their business model or whatever
Now I’m supposed to suffer because you people supposedly can’t afford lunch? Shameful.
what do you mean you people
You disgusting, unwashed, uncultured, beneath me poor people. I HATE ALL OF YOU.
please come to my restaurant and spend money on my crud food
me when 3 of the 6 Original Doug’s Old Time Fancy Corndog Buffets close:
THERE’S NOWHERE TO EAT IN THIS FUCKING TOWN ANYMORE SMDH
And then he’ll tell you with a straight face that it’s actually socialists who feel entitled to other people’s money… Every accusation, a confession.
Hmm, from give up avacado toast and make coffee at home, to this. These people are wild.
