If Iran destroys the internet completely, I will convert to Islam.
i’ll join you
May Allah awaken the people
jellyfin self hosters stay winning
Jellyfin? We’re going back to burning DVDs full of pirated Naruto fansubs
but the *arr stack going down
retvrn to manual newsgroup browsing
i been here the whole time
The US would descend into a mad max-esque pure chaos overnight if the entire country lost internet at once.
We’d actually all reach self-actualization almost instantly
The sheer number of cars doing donuts . . .
cruisin’ the loop would make a big come-back… except the loop would be tiny because no one can afford the gas
We need a Xi please emote but for Iran
If they do this, it would be the only reason i’d log off
there is a shahed drone outside my window yelling “log off”
the server logs would still show me as logged in, so when we boot the internet back up the world will know i never logged off
Iran, please, for the love of everything good, release me from this prison and set me free from misery.
this would be unironically great. interrupting the nonstop propaganda will sure make people use their own brains more the longer it’s disrupted.
Is this the daddy republicans have been searching for?
please iran, put us out of our misery
this is CTH not news so maybe i’m just being dour, but this seems aimed the oil monarchies, not directly at the west. meaning, the gulf states might have issues with international web traffic, but the western countries mostly won’t.
they be chillin’
You know what, yeah. It’s time.
Pls
I got my offline games ready 2 go
Jk if the power dies it’s all cooked, I never bothered with handhelds
Please
