Ha. Saying that someone was “beaten over the head with symbolism” is an accurate description of events though.
It was a bit on the nose
well done, agent 47
Mass times velocity
Jesus was s carpenter, he would have never let this happen.
We don’t know if he was a good carpenter though.
" I mean holy shit Jesus Christ! You call this furniture? I might as well put a crown of thorns on my head and call it a hat! I want my money back!"
Imagine some random parish having a relic, of a chair made by Jesus that is actually authentic, and it’s the worst fucking piece of woodwork you’ve ever seen.
Plot twist: he recieved huge contract from Romans to make crosses.
Holy shit what if tho, I want this to be canon
The politically neutral empire factory worker making weapons of death, only to be killed by then when he speaks up
Sadly Joseph’s carpentry business seems to be pretty prosperous since he was wealthy enough to send Jesus to learn from priests, making him the factory (of his time) owner, though we never heard of Jesus anywhere near the business, instead he was spending his time preaching and hanging with buddies (kinda failson lol).
the big man called him home, he can be very insistent
Always practice safe sermons with a hard hat (ANSI Z89.1).
That hit is brutal as fuck. Those poor congregants
Please tell me he was some Evangelical hyper chud and not some de las Casas Catholic
“Priest” precludes the possibility of evangelicalism here.
It says in the first sentence of the article he was a Catholic priest
It’s good that one of us knows how to read
That seems so much like it should be frames from Dogma
Dogma ballz lmaooooo
Now I have to know if he was diddling the altar boys or stealing tithes or whatever bad priests get up to. Maybe this was one of them bonafide miracles
Brain injury or broken neck? It just came to me it could also be a shock induced heart attack.
(Legit, non violent question) Why do you care?
Damn it does looks like broken neck
Just morbid curiosity
Holy shit, that’s unlucky. I hope the guy passed quickly and without suffering at least, not the worst way to go if so
Smacked by god herself.
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