An r9k style original posts only filter on here would make this site so much better
You must be fun at parties
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can’t melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
Hell yea brother, cheers from iraq
have my gold and
Tldr?
Hell yeah, dude
Womp womp
News at episode 9. Somehow Palpatine came back - and woke!
Dark woke 2.0
y’all conflate ‘reddit speak’ with ‘popular sayings’ waow my hexbears are idiots
Many such cases
y’all is now reddit speak.
y’all can take my second-person plural subject pronoun from my cold dead hands!
“abandon all hope, y’all who enter” does have a certain ring to it, but I’ll continue using ye.
Youse is a nice alternative.
if you’re Jar Jar Binks maybe
Youse and Yoosa sound similar but have entirely different etymology, the former being based on the English form of a Proto-Germanic word derived from Proto-Indo-European, while the latter similar sounding word is derived from Gungan.
This guy’s a cunning linguist!
I had Moe Szyslak in mind but ok
or a bogan
edit: nvm thats classist
I also choose this guy’s wife
Reported so many comments mods turned off my Report function.
One day a cleansing rain will fall and wash away the Redditisms. That day is not today.
Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq
Do they have these so called “potatoes” in Iraq?
oh you sweet summer child
i did liberal that coming
Hey, ‘news at 11’ precedes reddit, my father has been saying that shit for years.
It’s one of those phrases that has outlived it’s original context, nobody is waiting for 11 pm to get a news story on television anymore lol
From “Kentucky Fried Movie” if not earlier
I’m almost 50, it’s been a saying since I was early teens, probably before that too.
Simpsons quotes will be viewed by provisional tribunal ona case-by-case basis.
We’re here, we’re queer, we don’t want any fewer Simpsons quotes!
Some of us have built our posting careers on simpsons quotes, we need to be grandfathered in like the baseball players still allowed to spitball.
What are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
Are the bees still frozen?
Stay back. I have powers. Political powers!
Thank you
Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba!
Edit: The actual line that really stuck in my brain from this episode is when they’re flying out of the states, Mr. Burns says “Let’s blow this fascist popsicle stand!”
poop found on balls
Spoon found in grain?
ok you win the internet for today
