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This is genuinely how MBAs think
It’s also that so much work is pointless and doesn’t serve a proper purpose for humanity. Things like ads, a lot of office jobs where people sit in endless meetings, and so on.
I think humanity has realized it’s wasting our lives but we can’t think of another system that will work.
Maybe universal income but the downside of that is that it comes with AI and transhumanism, which will remove what is human about humans.
I hate how a big chunk of my work has become to write reports nobody should read. Our team produces a report every January, that gets passed to our director, that gets compiled into a yearly lab wide report, that gets combined into a 5-year report, that get sent to the government to ensure continuous funding… so much time wasted by everyone
This is why cruelty is the point, because they prioritize it even above profit.
If people are happy, something is wrong. Misery is a virtue/s
It’s Taco Bell logic. You love our chicken nuggets and caramel empanadas? We sold out in 3 days? Well they’re discontinued so fuck you. Ok guys, sales are down and we can’t figure out why, we need ideas.
Crack that whip!
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back.
When a problem comes along
You must whip it!
Whip it Good!
Whip it real good
I’d laugh, but this just seems like it would actually happen.
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I would have prepared my two weeks notice letter in advance and handed it to him right after he said those words.
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“So we went back to five days, and now productivity is down to effectively three days, what went wrong?”
Executives, everywhere.
Maybe Pizza Friday is the answer
One slice each only, obviously.
The management quietly dropped/forgot it lol
“so I started
blastingfiring people”
