I was going to ironically disagree and post counterpoint: image of a patent for dogs riding on car sideboards because their old timey owners don’t want to let them in their cars which is kinda cruel but also the dogs probably loved it at the speeds they were going back then but now search is so enshittified that I can’t find it.
Please enjoy this unrelated image I found of a dog powered car:
I was going to ironically disagree and post counterpoint: image of a patent for dogs riding on car sideboards because their old timey owners don’t want to let them in their cars which is kinda cruel but also the dogs probably loved it at the speeds they were going back then but now search is so enshittified that I can’t find it.
Please enjoy this unrelated image I found of a dog powered car:
Maybe something like this ad?
That dog powered car is awesome. I hope you enjoy this dog powered turnspit.
That is exactly what I had in mind.
Are two dogs really enough here? I’m also curious how many hamsters it would need.
Come on guys, one of you has to have the conversions between horsepower, dogpower, and hamsterpower.