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Jesus Christ. I know he was already a fucked up person, but now he’s completely fucking lost it lmao
Trying to get into emotionally charged fights with Elmo through the official Elmo twitter account is so far down past the absolute lowest bar for sanity that this has to be one of the biggest crashouts I’ve witnessed live.
Rage tweeting at the Sesame Street account is when you should know you’ve lost the plot
Not Kermit arguing with the muppets
Ah sorry, I saw one of them was real and assumed the rest were as well!
According to the link you sent, these two are real: (I also found the X link for these but ik we’re not allowed to paste direct X links?)
A couple other real incidents:
- On a podcast with his daughter he called Elmo a “cringing little milkslop of a puppet” (source)
- In his book “12 Rules of Life,” he wrote this (source):
This is a rare photo of Jordan Peterson spotted at the tomb of Karl Marx.
Look at that wormy little fuck reading the words of a greater thinker.
The point isn’t to valorize what is, you cuck. It’s to RUTHLESSLY CRITICIZE IT.
Jordan Peterson is known for spamming the phrase “postmodern neo-marxism” and said that “they/them” pronouns are “cultural marxism”. Though when he debated Slavoj Zizek, Jordan only knew about the communist manifesto and nothing else. Jordan is often credited for popularizing the “cultural marxism” conspiracy theory, that marxists are secretly plotting to destroy Christian Values through culture war.
I found the photo posted by a random person on reddit. It’s definitely him because he was speaking at a conference at a nearby location and also he’s wearing a custom made suit from his own suit line in the photo.
Cultural marxism is just cultural bolshevism, a nazi euphemism, that’s been re-tooled lightly for the modern day nazi audience unaware of what the Bolshevik party even is.
Things that are too good to be true are
See my other comment, it’s partially true, there’s some real quotes!
can you imagine being the person tasked with authoring a tweet on behalf of a fictional character that loves everybody and wants to comfort them?
and then one of this deep fried assholes threatens violence and murder in response.
Elmo, I will fucking end you
Elmo says “BRING IT YOU ASSHOLE”
“elmo will show you who’s the muppet
”
“…and Elmo will do it again!”
Is he dead yet?
Every day
somehow
he wakes up
Not yet!
But but Mr. Peterson, aren’t lobsters red like Elmo?
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a lot of these are fake no?
An integral part of the Carnivore Diet is to have Twitter beef with Elmo
I assume these are not real, since no links? There have been fake screenshot replies to elmo by him before.
Looking at his account he seems to post a lot less recently, but there was a time where he made dozens of posts every few minutes in this fashion and kept posting the joker at everything all the time.
Here is an old one I found looking these up though.
queries with no results:
https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+marxist+scum
https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+orange
https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+go+to+hella very normal grifter has appeared
I read these in my “cylinder stuck in an M&Ms tube” voice and it was pretty funny.
Now read the cylinder post in Peterson’s voice!
Setting the bar for “well-adjusted” real low here pal
Elmo would definitely vote for @TheDemocrats
I feel like most right wingers have the same thought process so yeah, a lot of people’s brains are deep fried
