IT’S THE SAME FUCKING MAPS SAME FUCKING PUZZLES! I’M SICK! I’M ILL. FUCK ME
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It even starts with that pretentious ambiance emblematic of the times (opinion). I don’t like it. It may not just be a remaster, but we’re getting the same temples that need to be put to rest and given new fundamental themes within them (fact).
For me bad voice acting is like nails on a chalkboard the instant I heard Zelda making anime surprise sounds I had to turn it off.
But I mean they’re pretty much following the template of Star Fox 64 remake so there’s nothing surprising here. And I bet this game will make a bajillion dollars because consoomers are credulous morons and it will usher in an entire era of Nintendo remakes which will be akin to the Disney remake era where every single one sucks but makes a billion dollars.
Great analogy to Disney, they’re the two big family friendly IP cartels. Once Disney discovered the money printing remake cheat code it makes sense Nintendo would follow. It’s also extremely evident since they released the switch 2 (essentially the same thing as switch 1 but more power) that they’ve become creatively bankrupt. It’s sad, Nintendo made its reputation on trying new weird things even if many were gimmicks. Now they’re going to skate by on their IP alone until it busts like people getting sick of the superhero slop.
Many people say this but is it happening tho?
Theres been quite a few high profile flops in the past decade: supergirl, the flash, the marvels, dark phoenix, joker 2, antman 2, Shazam 2, wonder woman 2, green lantern, Captain America: Brave New World, eternals, justice league, suicide squad 2
Edit: also morbius, madame web, kraven the hunter, thunderbolts, Hellboy reboot, there’s probably some im forgetting
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new spiderman movie is one of the top grossing films of all time.