He’s such a wank actor. Everything else about the movie was fine and the premise would have worked fine with someone who can actually act. Just mumbling ass the whole movie and it was soooo looonnggg.
Set design was amazing and I loved the gooping at the end that was the most non CGI goop I’ve ever seen
I am of a differing opinion. That was one of the worst movies I’ve ever watched. I think I’d rather watch a paint can skin over and dry. Nobody could fix that movie not even Sylvester Stallone or Mel Gibson.
I beg to differ I think jack black would have been great
The part where Markiplier yelled “Chicken Jockey” was so forced and fake. Jack Black would’ve made it sound like the most natural dialogue in the world.
Jared Leto, and the sub is real
Leto goes so method that he recreates the Titan submersible
And goes to the moon into the sea of blood
I think Chris Pratt should be the lead of the sequel
It can’t be worse than the Five Nights At Freddy’s movie
I don’t know how they managed to fuck up the concept of creepy animatronics, but they did
Especially the plot twist that only works if you played the games because it wasn’t foreshadowed or set up in any way
Is that Nic Cage off brand movie better? Haven’t seen either of them lol
It’s a lot funnier. It seems to know what it is and has fun with the concept. FNAF expects you to take it seriously.
I saw that one while drinking with some friends at a house party, so I can’t say for sure that it’s good
But it’s better
At the very least, Cage is a more interesting actor than whoever is in the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie
As far as I am concerned, he’s just Peeta Hungergames
The novelty of Nic Cage going an entire movie saying nothing (or almost nothing) was amusing to me.
I still haven’t seen it. Tried the game. Kept crashing into walla I couldn’t see while my brother beat it in an hour. 0/10
Apparently I’m the only hexbear who liked it lol.
After a bunch of fast paced in your face horror I enjoyed something that took its time. Its refreshing. Kind of reminded me when I watched Columbo for the first time.
I also like just being thrown into a world and just getting context from what people are talking about. Idk, maybe its because I come at these things life supernatural detective. So even when there isn’t a lot going on my mind is spinning about possibilities.
But idk, I never seem to be on the same page as others so I normally just keep my interests to myself.
That’s why I liked the general concept I thought it was well written and conceptually hung together well, directed well, looked and sounded great, I just couldn’t stand markimoos acting.
I think I just have a hard time taking him seriously because I’ve known him as a goofy guy my whole life it’s hard to suspend my disbelief. For what it’s worth I do appreciate that the movie exists at all in a sea of money laundering schemes I can absolutely see the love put into it.
I think that is fair.
On the money laundering thing (it made me think of this for some reason). It is cool that he took the profits and funneled it in so everyone got a bigger paycheck.
I thought it was alright. It took it’s time getting going, but the weirder it got the more I liked it.
I don’t know, it helped me take a very long nap one day. 4/5 stars from me. I woke up re-fre-shed, let me tell you what!
I thought it was okay. I enjoyed the cosmic horror aspect, and I was a big Markiplier fan for a while. (I still watch him on occasion, but he’s not my favorite anymore) I think he’s a pretty nice guy compared to other actors and youtubers, so I didn’t mind as much. But the movie wasn’t anything spectacular to me.
Doesn’t he have like a huge stake in a surveillance company?
Oh does he? That’d certainly be bad… Hate when your faves do shit like that.
Oh wait it’s in gopro and he bought the shares before they did a merger with some ai company https://petapixel.com/2026/09/02/markiplier-says-he-is-genuinely-sad-about-gopros-merger/
That’s what I saw when I googled, but I wasn’t sure if that was the whole story. Apparently there are accusations of insider trading, though. I don’t know enough to know he did or didn’t do that, though.
