Truly the Cramer of China.
Renaming Lake Superior to Lake Inferior to reiterate the nations dedication to environmental destruction
Calling everything _ America just seems confusing
He’s gonna do the Strait of America next, then he’s gonna rename one of the other Great Lakes to Lake America every other week to increase pressure on Canada. True patriots will just guess correctly which one is meant when somebody says Lake America.
NO MORE GREENLAND. It is now Americaland! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
The upcoming
president will call it the Gay of America for one (1) week during pride before signing some awful anti-LGBTQ policies.Important update: The Straits of Mackinac are now also called the Strait of America. Canada has now been renamed Iran 2 and will surrender within the next 2 weeks.
we need to dig out the locks so that the great lakes become one contiguous great lake of america
Project plowshare
It makes things feel more unified, I had the dinner of America last night and took the shit of America this morning.
Trump is like 2 steps away from actually doing the “replacing random words in the dictionary with your own name” thing
I wonder who else has done that aside from Niyazov/Turkmenbasy
Gurpgork
I sugest renaming North America to Pocahontas, Central America to Montezuma and South America to Pachacutec
If is to rename, lets get back to roots
Grandpa, you did this one before!
There’ll be the America River in a couple of months, too.
Mississippi is too hard to say and spell. So henceforth because some bearded lady insulted me on a paddleboat ride in 1982 it will now be known as America River. It’s a river and America runs through it. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER PRESIDENT OF RIVERA DJT #TRUMPCOIN
I was thinking the Rio Grande lol. Maybe it’ll be the Big America River
Iroquoian word Ontarí:io, which is most commonly translated as “great lake” or “beautiful lake,” though some sources interpret it as “lake of shining waters” or “sparkling water.”
The name predates both Canada and the United States, appearing on European maps in the mid-17th century (first recorded as Lacus Ontarius in 1660). The Canadian province of Ontario was named after the lake, not the other way around
BLOCKADE THE STRAIT OF ONTARIO
Hell yeah dude.
Assuming.ing we have much of a future left, the history books about the past decade are gonna be fuckin wild.
Historians in China writing “this actually happened” about this period in America.
Children in China having to learn about what a podcaster is in order to properly understand the downfall of the Reich.
During the Western Eclipse, there were two popular forms of entertainment. The first one was putting on ‘earphones’ to listen to two strangers bantering while you were stuck in traffic. The other was sitting alone in a dark room watching ‘electronic games’ on a ‘computer’.
You mean playing ‘electronic games’.
No, they watched strangers play the game and talking over it. Everyone under 30 got all their information and opinions served to them by people broadcasting themselves playing ‘electronic games’. Some of these players got rich, and wielded great influence and power. They styled themselves with ridiculous names: Fouldaggior, Prophecy, Moldhaven, Creampie, Shaslik, Zimzam, Hoooorg…
This is a serious history class, you can’t just make stuff up, no one is going to believe this crap
And then their prophets, the Tate brothers Bugatti, were extradited to Britain while on the run from Romania.
“Now honest to God, I’m not making any of this up.” But in Chinese.
Anyway I remember peeking in one of the fresh history books my high school had and yeah, they referenced Trump posting on Twitter.
There’s so much documentation now that this stuff should survive, but it does makes me wonder if there are legitimate historical events that are universally accepted as mythology because they sound overly farfetched and couldn’t be extensively documented in their era.
Me, minutes after reading an official government tweet claiming a graphic showing that our entire solar grid failed to generate any electricity between dusk and dawn proves that solar energy is a catastrophic failure: No emperor could be stupid enough to believe he was wearing clothes he couldn’t see.
All those digital records can so easily get lost.
I meant more documentation in the form of discussion through social media. Like sure, there could be uncertainty over the legitimacy of any one specific event, but I feel like there shouldn’t be much question that the regular absurdity is widely accepted as real during the era it’s taking place in. I can’t picture a future archaeologist looking back and claiming the vast majority of this was fiction.
I think there is a genuine risk that the digital records like reporting and discussions get lost in the public record and only persist in AI datasets and eventually the AI datasets get lost as well and we only have the models.
There is a real cost, not unfathomably high, but big enough and recurring, for keeping that data around. The orgabisations doing that in the public interest are under constant legal threats.
I’m so tired Hoss…
They’re going to rename poutine pootine and ‘sorry’ to ‘freedom apology’
That mush of a brain be sunsetting hard.
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On MY maps, I changed the name of Washington D.C. to The Gulf Of Stupidity.
Makes me laugh and there is NOTHING Trump can do about it.
Drumpf owned?
In fairness it’s more than most libs are doing to oppose Trump
Rename the California city to America
When that one hit wonder artist releases a single that’s pretty much the same thing to try and chart again.
Oh yeah? Well I’m gonna rename the White House to the Orange House
Go for it dude, call it whatever you want but the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called Gichigamee. The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, when the skies of November turn gloomy
That’s a different lake!
My hot take is that they’re all one lake.
