thinking of becoming a pokemon gold standard crank
Pokemon Gold and Silver (we support bimetalism)
Not a surprise the games got bad as soon as they stopped naming them after precious metals (Diamond/Platinum).
God damn Pokémon Centrists
Pokelib Cianwoodist just called me anti-salanditic for talking about the Pokemon Banks.
This is the type of future Team Plasma warned about
Pokemon libertarians drinking colloidal silver and their skin turns into normal human colors.
Lost my job and been living under nugget bridge ever since. I couldn’t keep up with the payments on my magmortgage, started smoking iceheal trying to work 3 jobs.
Someone needs to invent a non fungible Pikachu
All Pokemon are irreplaceable.
“I disagree”
-Ditto
Fractional reserve Pokemon Banking suggests otherwise.
I have a stake in a tenth of a Pikachu to sell you. You own it for three weeks out of the year!
Pokemon, but with neoliberalism.
can’t take my koffings and furniture if they can’t find my secret base
Rhymes with my D&D novel where a patron has other deities sports gambling on warlocks and investment into his CDO soul contracts causes the 2008-style financial collapse of the magic weave.
After the financial crisis of the Pokeworld, housing is so expensive humans are renting the inside of pokeballs for the first time in history.
Capsule hotels.
