A lot of that is obnoxious and offensive, but claiming that his hands are bruised from too much handshaking is comedy gold.
Have you seen the way he shakes hands? It’s bordering on assault. Still a bullshit claim, though.
Oh, he’s one of those people. They show dominance by trying to crush your hand.
Still, that shouldn’t bruise his hand. Unless the person he’s doing it to tries to do it back.
May she always stub her pinky toe on her bedside table when she needs to pee at night.
May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs her toe on the front of the toilet; just heard enough to make her feel defeated and lose her restraint on the steam that begins before she’s properly sat down so that she sits on her own pee that also drips into her underwear. Finally, may her efforts to clean up wake her up too much so that she only manages to fall back asleep 10 minutes before her alarm goes off.
This reads like a fetish fanfiction.
What a piece of shit.
Guess it is time for the next piece of shit.
Does Trump only hire blonde women with cruxifex necklaces for this job?
Hang traitors.
I mean treason is punishable by death.
„Mildly“ is putting it mildly
I found this to be a good read:
https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-you-poisonous-fucking-fraud
That was a roller-coaster of a read. At first I was like ‘Hell yeah! This needs to be set to music and performed as an opera.’ But it just kept going on and on without really making any point other than ‘she sucks’. I bailed about two thirds in. Brevity is the soul of wit, people!
Do you listen to Johnny Vaughan on radio X? That’s one of his favourite sayings, Brevity is the soul of wit.
What a vile cunt
jesus that’s some strong koolaid
I wish it was strong Kool aid, then hopefully they’d actually die
Lacking the warmth and depth you’d normally expect from such a
Cunt…… you can say it. She’s a cunt. Every single person that works for that administration is a cunt
Miss Piggy looking worthless bitch
You take that back Miss Piggy is an empress.
I hope her toilet seat is always uncomfortably cold.
