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the deltarune fan cafe incident is killing me I had to immortalize it
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New group in Toronto hosts Deltarune Cafe event. Cafe is just a room in a library. Food is not stored properly (ex seafood in a cooler for 8 hours) and there are no people with food safety licenses involved. guests get food poisoning from the takoyaki and some are in the hospital

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Love it when people act like half assedly googling something, shrugging, and assuming they have the answer is “research”
Not to be a buzz kill, but it’s probably what’s written on the bag. Most frozen seafood will say use within 24 hours of thawing or whatever.
Probably. They’re just phrasing it like they even tried to figure out some basic food safety measures lol
The research was 100% google ai answers probably

They didn’t even serve moss?
Or chalk

Or Flowery’s flesh

Oh they ran out of ice for drinks so they took the takoyaki out of the coolers and used the takoyaki ice for drinks.

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Idk kinda serves them right for eating onion san, kinda fucked up.
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My guess is they’re still alive bc they’d turn to dust otherwise, so they most likely have only chopped some of their tentacles off.
Oooooo hadn’t thought of that, makes me feel better lol.
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On the other hand, that means they probably witnessed the Side B/weird route…
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Nah, the takoyaki stand is part of the normal route, the festival is skipped almost entirely in the weird route bc Kris spends all day in bed being depressed af.
Dashcon had legendary status with the volunteers of events I used to be involved with. Punchline to every joke for years. I can’t believe they did another one or that anyone was brave enough to eat something served there.










