They can’t all be the same class tho.
Firefighter
Policeranger
Mailmage
Fisherbard
And let’s assign their race, too.
Human Firefighter
Elf Policeranger
Gnome Mailmage
Half-Orc Fisherbard
Why do you have to bring race into it?!
/s
So the policeranger has an excuse to shoot the rest of them
This is the most boring d&d party. How about:
- firefighter
- policerogue
- mailcleric
- fisherranger
“I cast Detect Dead… Letter.”
“This letter is simply addressed to “Johnny” in red crayon.”
casts deduce address
“10225 Arcadia Drive.”
Man was gender neutral in old English https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/522859/ddg#522870
Its a concept called generic masculine.
Groomsman = Groomsfighter
Chairman = Chairfighter
I know this is a joke but I will be pendantic and say there is already a gender neutral word for fisherman, which is fishmonger.
It’s sad, the few things one can monger.
War, fish, rumors, cheese, fear, and whores, not much else to be a mongerer-of :(
I chose whoreman last game night
Fisherman - Fishmonger
Mailman - Mailmonger
Policeman - Policemonger
Fireman - Firemonger
Policeman = Police officer
Fireman = Fire officer
Repairman = Repair officer
Mailman = Mail officer
Fisherman = Fisher officer
I’m just saying nobody ever wrote a song called “Fuck the Fisher Officer…”
Human = Hu Officer
Man = Officer
Woman = Wo Officer
Oman = O Officer
He-Man = He-Officer = They-Officer
Anchorman = Anchor Officer
Batman = Bat Officer
Boogeyman= Boogey Officer
German = Ger Officer
Henchman = Hench Officer
Booger Officer. With a hard R
Fish officer maybe
Same with Fishfighter, sounds much closer to the truth, and I can’t stop imagining a person wrestling with a large tuna or catfish in a shallow water
