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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 27 days ago

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert...

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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert...

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 27 days ago
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  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Based on some quick calculations, about 23-25 vertical inches of that statue should be Prometheus’ junk.

    And they will be absolute cowards if they cover it up in some fashion.

    • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Brb I’m going on a pilgrimage to suck prometheus’ glorious bronze cock

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        taking an angle grinder and grappling hook down to texas to circumcise prometheus

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    Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert…

    no way this thing will last long enough to become a proper ruin.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I hope vultures fuck with it every day

    • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      People should start leaving animal carcasses near it to attract them.

  • mayakovsky [any]@hexbear.net
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    Lol

    • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Where we gonna build it, some empty field in the midwest? Going to be tricky to find good land that isn’t already taken.

      • mayakovsky [any]@hexbear.net
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        The place all right wing guys dream of: THE SEA

    • OffSeasonPrincess [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Slopshalle

    • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Ironic, but the Late Roman Empire had a birth rate crisis very similar to ours.

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        There is no birth rate crisis, there’s a livability crisis.

  • MarxMadness [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Prometheus? What ever happened to that guy?

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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      After some period of having his liver eaten daily by bird he was freed by Heracles.

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    …what

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3dpghfRBHE

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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    okay LLMs suck and all but I’ve gone over 20 years knowing this poem without knowing Ozymandias is literally pharoah Ramesses II

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      look upon my posts, ye mighty and despair

    • RION [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Tbf those two names ain’t exactly siblings

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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        Yeah like I’d have never pieced it together. But when i googled for the full text of the poem the llm just casually mentioned “btw Ozymandias was a greek mispronunciation of Ramesses II’s throne name”

        I knew ozymandias was greek but I thought it was just a poem written about like the idea of a pharoah or other desert king in general, rather than being about a specific guy

        It’s kind of ironic because im pretty sure ramesses is one of the best known Pharoahs, not like some unknown king whose life work is entirely lost to time

        • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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          He wrote the poem in 1818 when egyptology was not even two decades old and still entirely based on looting, wild guesses and Greek works, hence the Ozymandias (Egyptian writings were first translated in 1822!). The poem was based on news of Younger Memnon statue which was in the process of being looted by the British.
          Fun fact: he did accidentally get the pharaoh correct because while the statue was mislabeled as depicting Homeric king of Ethiopia, it really is a statue of Ramesses II and the name Ozymandias was Greek misspelling of Usermaatre.
          Fun fact 2: he never visited Egypt and the oldest known photographs of Ramesseum were made long after his death.
          So he assumed that there would be legs remaining somewhere in Egypt since the stolen part was above waist. And indeed the legs are still standing there, just not in the open desert but in front of Ramesseum, though the temple is in bad shape and back then it might be largely buried.
          Fun fact 3: The poem was written for contest with his friend Horace Smith, who wrote his own version, which is way less known and worse but imo funnier since it mention annihilated London:

          In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone,
          Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
          The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
          “I am great Ozymandias,” saith the stone,
          “The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
          The wonders of my hand.”— The City’s gone,—
          Naught but the Leg remaining to disclose
          The site of this forgotten Babylon.

          We wonder — and some Hunter may express
          Wonder like ours, when thro’ the wilderness
          Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
          He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
          What powerful but unrecorded race
          Once dwelt in that annihilated place.

          — Horace Smith, “Ozymandias”

      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        Well, Greek misspelling aside, those were two different names of the same man, Ramesses was his personal name and he wasn’t even royalty when he was born, his grandpa was vizier to pharaoh Horemheb back then, but Horemheb was old and and had no sons so he named the grandpa, later known as Ramesses I, as successor.
        But since pharaohs weren’t simpletons like European monarchs, they needed more names, specifically four more, so the Ozymandias came not from Ramesses, but from his throne name: Usermaatre Setepenre.

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      Lmao I had the exact same experience with this post

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    prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, his ruin was smote upon the mountainside and pecked by birds

  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It’s giving Ozymandias.

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      The point of that poem is somewhat undermined by Ramses II (Ozymandias) being the standard by which we judge all of Egyptian history, extremely well documented and museums positively bursting with artefacts of his age.

      • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        “Uh aktually, I was being ironic.” - Shelley if he was a 200+ year old lich

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      Hot take Ozymandias was morally correct

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        We talking Egyptian Ozymandias or Watchmen Ozymandias?

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          Either option is wrong.

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Yeah, but I wanted to make sure what we were talking about here

            My comic book knowledge is much more informed than my Egyptology

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              Here’s all you need to know:
              Ramses II is the guy. He’s the man, he’s the defining feature of the New Kingdom of Egypt. He was given the power of regency at 14 and died in power 90, he had somewhere around 100 children, and he was such a success that every Pharaoh until Alexander wished they were him (And the Ptolemaics wanted to be both Alexander and Ramses II), and this gave him such an ego that he declared himself to be Amun (Not Amun reborn, not an avatar of Amun, not a representative of Amun, not that his office granted him the power of Amun. No. He was Amun) the god of Kingship and the divine personification of the right to rule and everyone went along with it he is one of four Pharaohs to be deified while alive, and he’s the only one to declare himself a god.

              Edit: He was succeeded by his 13th son, not because that was a particular number or anything but because the previous 12 had died of old age.

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                Hot diggity damn

                Thanks for the information!

      • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Yeah man xenophobia is a real good way of tying people together

  • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Are those Amish guys welding it together?

    • mayakovsky [any]@hexbear.net
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      They aren’t Amish, but weird right wing RETVRN TO ROME guys

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        So are they doing Prometheus or Atlas?

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        They aren’t even dressed like the guy in the statue 1/10

      • thefunkycomitatus [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Pretty sure this is just a Edwarde Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes album cover

        • mayakovsky [any]@hexbear.net
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          Stomp Kkklap

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            new tagline right here

        • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Lol I was gonna say Mumford and Sons

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        do-something C’mon, shrug already

    • JimLarkin [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      'Tis a fine statue, but sure’n 'tis no pool English.

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    Percy Jackson fanclub

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    Honestly the least bad thing to happen in that god forsaken town

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    Tech bro fuckers will eventually create the Torment Nexus. Until they die - it will be the happiest moment of their lives.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    The west to these mooyaks is in a constant flux of falling and rising, then falling, then rising, and it changes with literally the most flippant shit like beef tallow. Must be exhausting.

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    Does he know what happened to Prometheus?

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