“This isn’t what I ordered, dude.” “Dude, it is what you wanted.” “Dude…” “I know, right dude?!”

I miss the spicy McChicken. Fuck your McCrispy bullshit. I’m not buying it.

Once went through McDonald’s at like 2AM and the drive thru guy asked me if I was going to eat all 4 double cheeseburgers by myself

Now why would you ask me that

I question sobriety at 50% of the people I see