Im here on this especially evil and…uh…blasphemous night of All Hallows or as the ancients called in Welpurgis or Samhain Ween. I have the writing about it in my scary library. Ask me anything regarding the occult or esoteric and I shall corrupt your mind wirh my fantastic answers.
You hungry?

When the hunger strikes the werewolf feasts! Im the night i become the beast! Demon woman! Guide me! To your haunted kitcheeeeen!
Do you think ive got a song going here? Im sick of Jerry Only and this Misfits reunion
Breaking character edit: I wanna do some deathrock stuff and kinda ripoff samhain and i think I may use everything leading up.to haunted kitchen in a real song.

I hang out with demons at my house everyday, but thsr scared me
Ask me anything regarding the occult or esoteric and I shall corrupt your mind wirh my fantastic answers.
Was Green Hell recorded on a potato?
is poland real?

Only in the minds of witches
😧tell them to stop pls
If theres one thing I know, you never tell a witch what to do. They’ll give you a cold before a show.
but what if you like do it on the night of the dead and really want it?
On the night of the dead anything goes. Other forces are out upon the night of the dead that can overpower witches.
Aren’t you Glenn Gdansk?
According to Google and Amex
Moaoaoatheoeor
That was a good tune. Opened a lot of doors but my favorite song ever is of course Ju Ju Bone from my greatest album Red Dead Sebadoh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r1xBOVwb1LU&list=RDr1xBOVwb1LU&start_radio=
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
When are you going to get those bricks out of your driveway?
They’re for a project
Why is your comic book shelf of werewolf r*pe hentai right next to your pool? Don’t they get soggy?
They’ll get soggy regardless. If you give me a PO Box and 25 bucks I csn send you a signed one. I need to pay for a junk removal service
Muuuuuuthaaaaa
tell ya chillren not to humm my whay
whacha mean whacha say
muuuutha
MUTHAAAAAA
CAN YOU KEEP IN THE DAHK FOR LIFE?
Okay last one
FMK: Green Day, The Ramones and My Chemical RomanceAny new additions to your book collection you’d like to tell us about?
The Book of Mormon. This gets into some absolutely crazy sruff the church has buried.
What was it like playing Vego in Ghostbusters 2, was Bill Murray a dick?
He was really mad they weren’t calling it Ghostbuster Too
Where does innocence go ? Is there a place where all the lost innocence everyone has is just piling up?
It wouldn’t be lost if we knew where it was.
Fuck, marry or kill?
Great bit 10/10
Anyway Mr Danzing, is there a ms Danzing?










