Im here on this especially evil and…uh…blasphemous night of All Hallows or as the ancients called in Welpurgis or Samhain Ween. I have the writing about it in my scary library. Ask me anything regarding the occult or esoteric and I shall corrupt your mind wirh my fantastic answers.

Why is your comic book shelf of werewolf r*pe hentai right next to your pool? Don’t they get soggy?
They’ll get soggy regardless. If you give me a PO Box and 25 bucks I csn send you a signed one. I need to pay for a junk removal service