Americans in 2026 CE after getting owned by the Persians:
Iran!!
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This is a joke about Marathon not Thermopalae sorry I ain’t got any spartan jokes to recycle. Wait what about “blot out the sun/we will fight in the shade”? there’s something in there I think
Athenians in 490 BC after defeating the Persians:
We ran!
Americans in 2026 CE after getting owned by the Persians:
ⓘ
This is a joke about Marathon not Thermopalae
sorry I ain’t got any spartan jokes to recycle. Wait what about “blot out the sun/we will fight in the shade”? there’s something in there I think 
