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allende2001@lemmygrad.ml to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days ago

Looks like SpaceX are the Taco Bell lettuce

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Looks like SpaceX are the Taco Bell lettuce

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allende2001@lemmygrad.ml to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days ago
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  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    26 days ago

    why is it the taco bell lettuce? it’s the RFK Jr. Lettuce

    • btbt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’m ok with it being pinned on Taco Bell instead of Slave Labor Farms Incorporated solely because it led to someone coming up with the term maha blast

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        skeleton-guns-akimbo

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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    What the fuck even happened lol like i googled it and i guess they had to delay another launch? i get that that’s bad but their entire shit has been delayed launches, why did this one make a trillion imaginary dollars disappear? it’s essentially the same company and situation unless this lost them a bunch of govt contracts or something

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      The stock just IPOed a few weeks so it also hasn’t settled in to a stable “market price” just yet, especially with Musk hypeboys inflating the price at first.

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        Didn’t a bunch of indexes also make a rule that basically meant a bunch of hedge funds/pension funds were forced into buying SpaceX at IPO to drive the price up even more? I wonder how that’ll factor in to the global us-foreign-policy index’s corruption rating for the US clueless

        • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Actually most indexes rejected that requirement, it’s only the Nasdaq that is forced to buy: https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/nasdaq-cheated-changed-laws-fit-193113947.html

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            That’s good to hear, I remember when Nortel crashed here in Canada it fucked over so many retirees, hopefully that won’t happen in this case

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              My 401k is mostly Vanguard index and it’s still doing okay. Up ~10% this year? I think that’s mostly oil…it only has like $5k in it so it’s not like it really matters anyway lol

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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        Ah i see. With everything decoupled from reality from start to finish i wonder where this is gonna bottom out, or if it’ll go back up and be even higher than before because nothing makes sense anymore

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          The real story is that the SpaceX “IPO” only released a small percentage of shares in SpaceX. And as time goes on, more employees and founders of SpaceX will have their shares “unlocked” so that more and more of the company is for sale.

          TL;DR: the stock price will fall way lower lol

          https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/spacex-selloff-an-ominous-sign-lockup-expiry-looms-2026-07-16/

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Tech bois are c®ashing out. Think it’s going to po(o)p by October?

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Stunningly accurate reporting on SpaceX’s stock price from 26 year old video

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Poopin’ them stonks

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    Line go down?

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE Taco Bell SpaceX Lettuce

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Where is the X axis? It’d be nice to see how many months this covers.

    • SockOlm [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      spacex went public about a month ago

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