The empire dies with the bellowing of 300million fart noises
This is how the empire dies; Not with a bang, but a shart.
Maybe letting the guy who admitted to eating roadkill on more than one occasion, and who was also unaware of a worm eating his brain (probably marginally related to the first point) run HHS was kind of stupid
#IBS4ALL
Eh, we had it coming. Really there is no more poetically perfect way for an American to die than of dehydration after catching serial diarrhea from eating fast food slop.
Thanks I’m way ahead of you
Why the fuck are they using that picture. Show his real form.
Those parasites are my relatives. Bet it makes you feel bad to talk about eliminating them or keeping them from living a full life in someone’s intestinal tract now doesn’t it?
“but enough about the Kennedys, amirite?”
Heyoo
Pray the spray away
He probably thinks diarrhea is good for you because it “flushes out toxins” and “culls the weak”.
This is the reason I don’t eat salad outside my home. Especially because restaurants in the US (and Canada - but even in Brazil as well) does not even have the habit of rinsing and cleansing the veggies.
In Brazil the health ministry usually recommended using a dosage of sodium hypochlorite to remove some of the germs. In Canada, I don’t even find an equivalent (the closest thing is plain Clorox, but they don’t even include the concentration in the label).
So people rely solely on fiscalization by government agencies, and guess what, they fail because if some austerity freak run the agency, they only care about cutting costs and dismantling regulations. Our current neoliberal and libertarian phase of capitalism don’t even care if they are selling rotten and contaminated food.
Can we graze less livestock over our veggies, and give the workers proper bathrooms and hygiene supplies, please?
Or nah. Maybe that’s too expensive for the agriculture and retail megacorps and might cut a millionth of a percent into their profits. What am I thinking?
I always did think Nurgle was pretty cool. Glad we’re all going to meet him soon
Pictured: the diarrhea (on the left).
