Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky on Sunday announced, after weeks of speculation, that he had a fall last month that landed him in the hospital.
I will turn all of my organs into contraptions made of synthetic polymers and nickel alloys powered by diesel engines in order to look cool to my constituents who are made of slimy meat.
Imagine a future where people get LVAD devices as a cosmetic procedure to seem undead.
I will turn all of my organs into contraptions made of synthetic polymers and nickel alloys powered by diesel engines in order to look cool to my constituents who are made of slimy meat.
Yeah like fitness goths. You can be undead, plus maybe tweak flow rate to optimize oxygen delivery or something.