deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days agoThe Pentagon is going brokehexbear.netimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1157arrow-down1imageThe Pentagon is going brokehexbear.netdeforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square65linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarekristina [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·26 days agohas anyone checked elon’s pockets
minus-squareMeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·26 days agoYou guys all know he’s not liquid like that! (translation: money is fake and he doesn’t actually have a trillion of anything)
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·26 days agoI don’t know that I buy it, we better turn him upside and shake him to see what comes out.
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·26 days agoI propose using a juicer instead, just to be sure
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·26 days agoBring forth the human-sized juicero! We shall squeeze the money out of him!
minus-squareTankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·26 days agoHe probably has a trillion red blood cells
minus-squareMeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoI thought he drained all his blood
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·25 days agoSchrödinger’s oligarch: He is both broke and has more money than God at the same time.
minus-squareMeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days agoTo his baby mommas he’s broke. To his investors he’s God.
has anyone checked elon’s pockets
You guys all know he’s not liquid like that! (translation: money is fake and he doesn’t actually have a trillion of anything)
I don’t know that I buy it, we better turn him upside and shake him to see what comes out.
I propose using a juicer instead, just to be sure
Bring forth the human-sized juicero! We shall squeeze the money out of him!
He probably has a trillion red blood cells
I thought he drained all his blood
Vampire
Schrödinger’s oligarch: He is both broke and has more money than God at the same time.
To his baby mommas he’s broke. To his investors he’s God.