Has anyone ever gone this long without pooping???
I don’t believe you. You’re full of shit.
It’s one of my worst fears. That’s why I microdose laxatives throughout the day.
I’m living your nightmare
careful you are gonna explode
No.
No.
It is YOU who must be careful
Im not the one who is gonna explode in a shower of shit and diarrhea
… wait then who will
Don’t worry I’ll poop for you
Tyfys (your shitt)
Hodl to the moon
The poo moon
I once went to the ER after being constipated for three weeks. They basically just laughed and gave me a laxative
Fucking embarrassing I tell you what
Did you died
Yes :(
RIP in poop
Me when i dont shit for 4 days and then the power of my turd tears my asshole open
No sorry you are ghost
I’m a poop ghost
I usually poop once a day anyway thid is my norm
Hi norm
rookie numbers
Have you tried pooping? Like, really tried?
We’re way beyond that now. We’re in uncharted territory we’re through the looking glass I don’t even think there’s any poo IN me anymore. As far as I know, nobody has ever gone 10 hours without pooping and come back to tell the tail
