One of the things I do when I get up to go to another room is check to make sure I have my phone. In case I get lost. This is not a joke.
I just tie a rope around myself and something in the room the room I came from.
I did this but I stopped after I got up to go to the bathroom and ended up in a park being chased by one of my lamps.
i do this but with a reminder of why i went there cause when i get to the room i needed i forgot why i went there in the first place
Ah a fellow victim of the doorway effect.
I have to be on my game to not be one. 😭
It sucks sometimes to be rocking stuff and change room “What the hell was I doing again?”
Oldie but a goldie.
I have used “I am not a clever man” so often because of this comic.
Same and for like ten years. Nobody has ever understood the reference in that whole span but the sentence alone is funny
Is this actually the original use of that sentence?
No, the original is from the Judeo-Christian holy texts:
Genesis 4:8 Now Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go out to the field.” While they were in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.
Genesis 4:9 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”
Genesis 4:10 “I don’t know,” he replied. “I am not a clever man.”
Fuckin amazing. I actually believed you and had to look it up lmao
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This is basically the second plot arc of Everything You Know Is Wrong by Weird Al Yankovic.
We’ve all found ourselves in the 12th plane of torment one way or another.
I too have an ex wife
That’s some boomer humor right there lad
Clearly you have never been divorced
Indeed, nothing like a broken relationship to bring out the worst of people.
Can I ask why the mention? Ó_ò
Holey moley, sorry! I got no idea why I mentioned you.
… but now that we are here, I have suddenly the growing urge to get a revenge against a random lemmy user.
Fucken with randos?
‘at’s a paddlin’
I have heard even amicable splits are painful. You rarely get married to get divorced.
Very true!
Make This A Movie!!!
If you’re going through hell, keep on moving.
He is honest with himself
I know the feeling. You kinda space out and start walking in the kata direction and next thing you know you’re in another plane of existence. Happens to the best of us.
BUTT CHEEEEKS
Reminds me of the Dawn of Sock animation by BarfQuestion
me - “hiii theree mR.zuckerboug, doooo u know where thr restroom b existing in thiss funy place? btw i just found thu secrt of the unverse and it iz… woops forgor. i wood haz wun a nobelprizzee witth thats lugh-out-loud!”
