My hospital will be freaking the fuck out about this right… about…. Now.

Worked for me, but until there’s a consensus on how to onboard the layman on Linux, we need to stop bitching that the layman doesn’t use Linux.

You are the exception, not the rule

Sorry, one sec, I just need to… copy that… no… no, select all… SELECT ALL… SELECT-FUCK! okay… okay got it… copy that… paste that… here…

Save…

fuck-these-dipshits/deutsftw.txt…

Awesome. Cool, have a gooden!

America was not in the Bible. Hot Dogs were not in the Bible. Fireworks were not in the Bible. The constitution was not in the Bible. The second amendment was not in the Bible.

If these things are so good, yada yada…

My mother also talked about how one of the disciples died by being crucified upside down. Not only is this not in the Bible, the particular piece of literature describing the event never actually said he died.

I started enjoying the Bible in the same capacity someone enjoys Lord of the Rings or Dune. In doing so, I’ve 1) found it easier to read, and 2) found some certified gangster moments, like David holding up a piece of cloth to Saul and essentially going “coulda killed you in your sleep, biatch”

I’m digressing. Point is, these people have never actually read the Bible. They pretend to have, but they haven’t. To be fair, it’s a piece of literature so dense it makes Shakespeare look like Flake chocolate, but fuck…

Can’t say I’ve ever heard that, but I also have to chuckle at the idea of an omnipotent, omniscious, omnipresent, primordial entity that preceded all creation and being a force of nature unto itself having a gender at all.

Then move on with your life. There’s literally nothing that could ever change your mind, so arguing with you is even more fruitless than usual.

What part about “third party” do you not understand?

There’s thousands of machines in my hospital. They’re staying on Windows. They’re fully invested in the Azure ecosystem, and for what it’s worth, it works well, but that’s after what I imagine is hundreds of thousands, maybe millions in investments. This is what makes me wonder if we home power users just aren’t the target demographic anymore. They know Proton is catching up super quick, and I’m not sure they’re willing to compete. Is it even worth it for them?

Just want to preemptively state: THIS IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. NONE OF US ARE QUALIFIED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

Yeah, that’s… people need to stop prescribing Linux to solve everything from minor glitches ti major cloud outages to marital issues and erectile dysfunction…

It knows it’s in a VM

Screams bot dunnit?

Could airgap it, but then you’ve airgapped it…

I fell asleep to that by myself.

Getting digital cable in my bedroom as a kid was both a blessing and a curse, and I listened to Michio Kaku a lot. Didn’t understand half of it, but hey, it was cool.

Keep in mind, this was when I was a kid and thought all adults were good people and didn’t understand that Kaku and Tyson were dickheads or that Discovery Science was junk food borderline scifi.

Wait’ll you see the War on Drugs.

Good on you for being graceful about it.

Bad troll is bad

To be fair, I did choose Sky specifically because it sounded like Scarlett.

Ooohhh… new types of numbers…

Tonight, we feast…

Im not a violent man.

but?

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