• RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    1 month ago

    You really should look the guy up, he’s a real basket case. Here is a short list of some of the things he claims about himself:

    • Killed a man at age 7: Claims his abusive stepfather forced him to shoot and kill a man when he was a child.
    • Killed people as an adult: Implied he may have killed people in self-defense overseas but refused to give a direct answer or a number.
    • Called in a military airstrike: Claimed he once called in a U.S. military airstrike that killed 70 ISIS fighters but refused to explain how a civilian could do this.
    • Rescued trafficking victims: Says his ministry rescues women and children held captive by traffickers.
    • Rescued 43 missing children: Took credit for helping rescue 43 missing children in Florida but couldn’t provide proof.
    • Rescued over 45,000 people: Previously claimed to have rescued more than 45,000 women and children, but later removed this from his website.
    • High-risk missions: Claims to participate in dangerous missions in war zones like Iraq and Syria.
    • Performs exorcisms by phone: Claims to conduct exorcisms over the phone.
    • World-record gun disarm: Claims to hold a world record for the speed at which he can grab and unload a gun pointed at him.
    • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1 month ago

      That’s not so outlandish. I’ve done all of those things at least a couple times, three of them before he had his first forced childhood killing.

    • World-record gun disarm: Claims to hold a world record for the speed at which he can grab and unload a gun pointed at him.

      Nobody on the planet earth can beat the time i was swinging my keychain around, my “best friend” (became a cop and ghosted me) at the time pointed a toy gun at me and I whipped the keychain at him, caught the barrel in a loop, pulled it to the side and punched him in the shoulder in the same motion. Like, I’m sorry, but it is not physically possible to disarm someone more smoothly than I did at that moment im the 9th grade

    • CoolerOpposide [she/her]@hexbear.netOPM
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      1 month ago

      He also claims to be a 7th degree black belt in Cajun Karate Keichu, which was invented by his dad to be the first ever “100% American Christian karate”