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ANTIFA operatives are now disguising their algae dispensers as woodland animals
If you can take all this you are a certified buttplay pro.
Is it still buttplay if it goes so far in? At that point most of the toy is in your large intestine.
Thats not butt play, its butt serious
Ya, you’ve only got sensation for like the first 6 inches.
How fucking long is that.
There’s more tail inside than outside.
If it doesn’t touch the coccyx it’s not a real tail
4 toxic plants
3 cyano bacteria
2 neurotoxins
And a force feminizing CRISPR geeeene.
5 ANARCHIST ZIIIIIINES
30 years in jail
Okay, I call parody.
“Slicing the paint off the pool with a rare, expensive Hanlon’s Razor with a 0.005 micron diamond-encrusted titanium blade”
Absolutely a parody, gotta be
Never attribute to parody that which is adequately explained by malice
“Paint stripping peptides”
I love how chuds claim “science” is on their side all the time, but then shit out stuff like this
They evoke science the way they evoke God. I don’t believe in philosophical emotivism as a theory of ALL moral expression, but it sure can be in the mouths of idiots.
They evoke science the way they evoke God
Real Dawkins hours
Ah, yes, the elegant string of pearls configuration.
lol, excellent reference. i gotta watch that shit again.
Unfortunately, extremely unstable.
Antifa soldier leading the assault on the reflection pool circa 2026
I thought John McCafe was dead?
RIP my hero. I hope he’s getting shit on by a Belizean hooker in the sky as we speak.
That’s what the global elite WANT you to believe…
Early 2000s cinematography was defined by a mastery of Beautiful Science Liquids that we are still only beginning to catch up to today
This is one of like three things I’m an unironic RETVRN guy about
you can just tell how poisonous these liquids are and what would happen if the fragile glass broke
i blame christopher nolan and batman begins for ruining action movies and robbing us of this
oh yeah inject that shit directly into my veins (probably not literally)
This feels familiar, but I cannot name it. What is it?
It’s FF7. Yknow, that scene
OH, YUP
Gotta be parody. This “string of pearls” movie ripoff was already used in the Iraqi WMDs hoax.
*ha, I didn’t even notice that one of the commenters was “John McAffee”
Glad I’m not the only one who recognized this
Six different kinds of aggressive algae
Five paint-stripping peptidesThis sounds like part of a public speaking warm-up exercise.
Silly MAGA, those are just normal 5-person anal beads to make a sex pentagram with
For all the people who think this is something else, I’m pretty sure this is a souvenir from an old Sean Connery movie called ‘the rock’ (it came out thirty years ago)
The villains (if I recall correctly) were also military veterans, which I think would be a rare thing to see today
Not just a ‘Sean Connery movie’. The Rock has Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage, and was directed by Micheal Bay, it was basically an early distillation of what movies in the 00’s would look like, 7 years before it’s time.
It’s also pretty good. It has the most ridiculously gratuitous car crash/explosion scene I have ever seen. I am pretty sure the car crashes for nearly a full minute and explodes three different times.
It has the best hog on hog firefight where you get to see a whole-ass SEAL team get shredded from enfilade by the chud veterans, it’s just great gratuitous movie violence, it left quite the impression
I personally love the ongoing theory the movie was a sort of but not really James Bond sequel, with Sean Connery being a Bond whom got burned by MI6 and stuck in Alcatraz
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
It has the most mismatched car chase in cinema history, where a hummer is chased by a corvette and somehow manages to keep a good distance on it.
According to this fan theory you can also watch it as the final Connery Bond film.
I see it.
i thought it was from one of the mission impossible movies, i guess it’s a different similar prop?
I can’t speak to the mission impossible movies as I haven’t watched most of them, but it’s this prop from the rock:
Yeah but my trusted intelligence source Curveball told me Saddam had these for real, and since they were never found they must have ended up in the hands of antifa
yeah, i’m sure i’ve never seen the rock but i can’t for the life of me figure out what the hell it is i’m thinking of
We gotta talk about how the WMD from The Rock looks like a bunch of Buzz Balls.
Was the antifa base located on Alcatraz? Is Ed Harris the leader of the resistance???
This just in: I’m being told Carla was the Prom Queen.
Agents storming the facility were asked if they liked Elton John
McAffe? i thought he died
a-pvp is gateway to abilities many would consider unatural
So it looks to be a parody account.
or John McAfee didn’t kill himself
He faked his death and he’s chilling on an island somewhere with Epstein
Source: trust me
