KimJongFun [he/him]
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Krusty Krab is unfair!
Mr Krabs is in there!
Standing at the concession!
Plotting his oppression!
9 to 5 maybe?
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from July 20th to July 26th, 2026 - DebasificationEnglish
24·19 days agoFusilier and cavalier too. Idk probably some Romance language influence that sometimes survived the standardization of English spelling and sometimes didn’t
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badposting@hexbear.net•official Hexbear phone caseEnglish
16·25 days ago
Bunny cop delenda est
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Ugh, me and my bros have been at war with these assholes for like 10 fucking years. But today, we found they all packed up and went home, what's more they left us a giant wooden horse! Cool right!English
14·1 month agoYo someone get that idiot Cassandra, we gotta rub her face in this shit
It’s FF7. Yknow, that scene
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from June 22nd to June 28th, 2026 - Shaky Start To Negotiations / Will the Zionist Entity Withdraw Fully From Lebanon? / Cuba Reforms Under SiegeEnglish
6·1 month agoI don’t think Paraguay/Australia was fixed, necessarily, but the qualifying structure with 48 teams and both of them having already lost to the US meant neither team really had all that much incentive to do anything but play extremely conservatively for a draw, which makes for a pretty shit matchup tactically speaking.
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sports@hexbear.net•USMNT beats another baby easy teamEnglish
2·2 months ago
“SEELE? They’re not all bad.”
“How about Second Impact? Bastards woke up an Angel in Antarctica, brought the sea levels right to us”.
“That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.”
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from June 1st to June 7th, 2026 - Zionists Violate Ceasefire / Suspiciously Pro-Fascist Colombia Runoff Elections / Sudan Quagmire ContinuesEnglish
27·2 months agoAlright who started submitting MadLibs to the Lathe?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Panicans in shambles as YOUR PRESIDENT has spoken.English
15·2 months agoWe’ll meet again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when
But I know we’ll meet again some sunny day
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Under new managementEnglish
33·2 months agoHoly fuck lmao
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from May 18th to May 24th, 2026 - Stuck In A (Thucydides) Bear TrapEnglish
10·3 months agoEntomb him in there like a pharaoh. We can throw Don Jr in there too to serve him in the afterlife, they’ll both hate it
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chat@hexbear.net•Terminally Online Communist Tony Soprano is the funniest fucking bit ive ever heard in my lifeEnglish
5·3 months agoWhat ever happened to Vladimir Lenin? The strong, vocal type. That was a communist. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do.
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from May 11th to May 17th, 2026 - Relative Quiet Continues; US Destroyers Test Luck And Flee; Iran Seemingly Eager To Keep FiringEnglish
28·3 months agoa significant portion of the Bahraini population will somehow sympathize with Iran
the government began to foment sectarianism and literally expel Shia citizens from the body politic.
“Somehow”







After careful and painstaking consideration and study, we have found that Everything is Fine, Actually, and it is deeply suspicious that you don’t seem to agree