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Forced myself to shower
…at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
Furry convention is going well then?
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
Can suck off 5 guys
Don’t shit my own pants
Whose pants do you shit, then?
My wife is out of clean pants
…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
Maybe I’m not perfect but at least I can do it for you to do laundry and shower
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy
???
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t have to be a good person to the house and I don’t know if I can get it to you but I don’t know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Burnt toast?
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t know what to do with it.
Seems about right.
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years
“Maybe I’m not perfect but I haven’t made it through the settings yet so I’m left with my pickle.”
… which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least I don’t want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available
Lol also used the auto complete
Maybe I’m not perfect but at least I can get it on the way home and I will be in the office tomorrow.
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I’m not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I’ll be there in a few minutes and I’ll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
Maybe I’m not perfect but at least you have a good day.
Maybe I’m not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn’t as clear cut as people imagine it’s well worth it in the long run.
Up until ‘imagine’, I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
Maybe I’m not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.
Have a nice butt
Do you have a source for that information?
Don’t eat corpses
hopefully gonna be me, someday
thanks, medical system, thank you for having the receptionist freak the fuck out when they called me because my doctor needed to reschedule and they asked if I was fine with another doctor and I essentially said “I’m anxious about that because I’m worried my diagnosis is too old to be on my records, so I was really hoping to see my old doctor” and the guy heard anxiety and thought was having an active crisis forcing me to talk to a triage nurse, not taking no or any attempt to de-escalate, only for that nurse to realize that nothing was wrong before she immediately scheduled me with a doctor who doesn’t prescribe for or diagnose ADHD so now I have to wait a fuckin’ month to see someone else
when the guy could have just said “oh actually no it looks like your diagnosis and recent history of treatment is still on record”
am really obnoxious about it.
am.
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin’ ADD.
“Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one.”
ADD has made us superheros!
The greatest part of having a brain that is a “junk drawer” of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the “why the fuck do you know that?!” Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Do laundry every week
Look at you being highly efficient…
I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.
thanks it’s a fairly recent development
fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Fucked*
