Dude… Too soon.

I assume if it’s on a burger it’s sliced cheese. Was is it white? Do they bleach it?

Me too! Microplastic ball brothers, unite!

Because they’re everywhere.

There’s nothing quite like that moment when you realise that you’re about to pee your pants because body signals didn’t register. But then you also go, I’ll try to hold out so I can just do this, one, thing…

Avoid use in operations.

Damn! I wanted to use it.

I’ll circle back to this

Tried many but couldn’t settle on a format for the list - list is unusable until resolved.

Download some extra ADHD from a reputable site?

Plus you’re usually getting fucked in some way.

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

If they don’t span the globe you can’t call them global armed conflicts, they’re sparkling armed conflicts from LocalNamed region.

If only someone had created a proofreading AI.

Prompt: proofread the draft of my novel at a 6th grade reading level.

He only force chokes people with consent and who are into that

We prefer “What’s up fuckface?”

It’ll find a bowl the is effectively empty and starve.

A person pouring a flammable liquid should never also use an ignition source. If anything is spilt on you while pouring, it makes it much more likely you’ll catch on fire.

If lighting something small you could open, pour close with one hand, and then use your other hand to light.

This user is plan wrong. I have no evidence of this, nor do I believe my statement to be true but it needed to be said.

Unless the uranium in the box caused a mutation in the cat giving it eternal life.

And accessed via a proxy of 6 VPNs