That’s right, officer. That’s the pelican, take him away.

Pelican:

“Guy’s getting railroaded for fishing without a license. Does anyone here practice bird law?”
I know a guy

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This is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pescatarian meal?
I didn’t know the fish was undersize.
birds of a feather cellblock together.
Hopefully he doesn’t join the aryan birderhood
If Marlin didn’t get out in time.
Goose got little too silly
Monster ate an entire school and they still take him through the Long John’s Silver drive through.
People like crabs so i brought crabs… how’d i know they’d think i’m threatening the president??
Was hat er getan?
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This would make a good image for a SCP/creepypasta
Please god don’t find the rest of my mushrooms under the passenger seat!













