• LouNeko@lemmy.world
    131·
    2 months ago

    Zero. I’m over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.

    (Those things are only marginally related)

    • LouNeko@lemmy.world
      121·
      2 months ago

      I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.

      Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.

      • Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).

      • Hair at roughly 80% capacity.

      • Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.

      • Used to have “Eat what ever you want, never gain weight” package, but the subscription ran out (not offered anymore).

      • Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.

      • Doesn’t like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%

      • Addicted to sugar

      • No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.

      • ADHD bundled with Depression included

        Genuenly, from the bottom of my heart, something, take me the fuck out. I’ll take pancreatic cancer at this point as long as it’s certain death.

        • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.socialEnglish
          41·
          2 months ago

          Ngl I sometimes really wish I was wasn’t such a misanthrope and more predisposed to cultish behaviour.

          Some Jim Jones motherfucker taking the reigns with fruity drinks and the company of all my new cult freinds, would be so, so nice.

          I barely even enjoy talking to people online anymore though, so like fuck am I going to be putting myself out there irl and networking to find the right cult.

  • SadSadSatellite @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    121·
    2 months ago

    9? I feel like there’s one or two I’m not thinking of.

    Edit: There were. So 11.

    I’ve never actually tried to count before, I’ve always felt like i’d been with fewer partners than most others. I guess not.

    I’ve never really gone looking for one time things though, so even though I started at 13, it took twenty years to get to 11 people.

    Edit again: 13. Can’t remember shit anymore.

  • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.socialEnglish
    101·
    2 months ago

    Nearing a thousand probably, I spent a few years as a sex worker at a busy brothel.

    Disregarding sex work, idk like 60 or so, maybe more. Casual sex with friends was pretty normal with the various groups of people I used to hangout with.

  • Shimitar@downonthestreet.euEnglish
    102·
    2 months ago

    About 6 iirc. It’s been a long time since I started that count, and that wasn’t too early in my life.

    I think you get to increase that number a lot either in your 20ies or above your 50ies, depending on how your middle age goes and your teen age went… If you got divorced or widowed and or if your character.

    Currently on track not to increase that number in my life.

    • cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works
      51·
      2 months ago

      Glad I’m not the only one. I stopped counting at 50, and that was over 15 years ago, I’d be surprised if that number hasn’t tripled at this point.