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  • Brkdncr@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzOmg
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    11 days ago

    True story: Taco John’s, a mexican fast food place in parts of the USA. Dude in front ordered two “6-packs and a pound” which is a total of 12 tacos and 2lbs of fried potatoes. Dine-in, then ordered a diet coke. dude sat down and started his mission while we took our nearly same order for 3 people to go (we didn’t order any diet coke).





















  • Because your imaging environment would also be down. And you’re still touching each machine and bringing users into the office.

    Or your imaging process over the wan takes 3 hours since it’s dynamically installing apps and updates and not a static “gold” image. Imaging is then even slower because your source disk is only ssd and imaging slows down once you get 10+ going at once.

    I’m being rude because I see a lot of armchair sysadmins that don’t seem to understand the scale of the crowdstike outage, what crowdstrike even is beyond antivirus, and the workflow needed to recover from it.