Ass to mouth is a great way to get H. Pilori, even with proper prep … and if you get it badly it’s really not fun - 24 hours in hospital, vomiting blood, camera down my throat, antibiotics strong enough to turn my tongue black for two weeks.
0/10 would not recommend.
That’s just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol
It’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.
Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
Hmm rattly.
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
Condoms people condoms
I’d give a cheek kiss lol
“… then the ass fucker who…”
Huh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.
That’s fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?
I’ll go ass to mouth, but that’s because I clean myself out really good when I know I’m gonna get some dick.
Yeah, pretty douche. I’ll always kiss my partner after they serve me.
You never go ass to mouth.
What about Bass to Trout?
No! No, see that’s wrong; it’s being exaggerated again!
Don’t cross the streams, man.
Sometimes in the heat of the moment you go where it takes you.
If the ass was properly prepared, it shouldn’t be an issue (and is kinda fun)
Just make sure it’s up to temp.
They deserve to get their eyeballs licked for that shit.








