we are in most pathetic man in history territory
That means he probably weaseled out of his fight with Zuckerberg by pretending to be his mom
I’m dying
Why doesn’t the richest human in the history of forever have something better to do than be on Twitter? Couldn’t he buy a strip club at 10x the price because he’s bored and then have all the dancers wear clown suits and do a flash mob, but then buy dinner for the entire mob but instead of dinner it’s a burrito made out of everything they have in the restaurant and have them play Lord of the Rings from a projector onto the wall of the restaurant? It would not even phase the amount of liquid cash he has. He could go sicko mode every day for the rest of his days and it might hit the interest he gains in a single month from the cumulative expenses.
But he’s on fucking Twitter???
Edit: and by the way, if he wanted to be such a big fucking nerd, why not get an AI agent to post in the other accounts?! He gets caught out not just being on Twitter in the first place, not just cosplaying as his mom, but being the tech guy doing this shit MANUALLY??? Fucking LOSER
He’s chasing the thing he desires most that his money doesn’t grant him
why not get an AI agent to post
a) I genuinely don’t think he’s smart enough to work out how to do that
b) This kind of mistake is actually the exact kind of mistake an AI agent would make, so maybe he did figure it out
how sad for brace
That’s the real tragedy, Brace has been trying to romance her for years now and it wasn’t even the real deal.
Sorry, my opinion of him can’t get lower after I saw his Elden Ring build
He lied. To GAMERS.
Honestly that’s whatever compared to him paying someone else to run his Path of Exile 2 account.
And then completely showing his ass by streaming it for everyone to see that he doesn’t have a clue as to how the game works
Here’s a sentence or thought that has never once existed before this unbearable man did it first:
“I’m going to lie about being my mother to make myself look cool.”
Even Norman Bates didn’t think “this will make me, Norman, look cooler”
Christ this guy
Grok, is this true?
I felt bad for him for a second and then I remembered it’s Elon Musk
I do kind of pity him. Like Gollum, that which provides for him also transformed him into a detestable, evil creature. If the world he was born into wasn’t so fucking evil, he likely wouldn’t have turned out so evil himself.
If he hopped in a volcano I might feel slightly bad for him.
I would feel bad for the volcano
You’d think with all that money he could buy himself an ounce of dignity.
I mean it’s not that hard, i seen even completely worthless political turds be given some dignity once in the hands of professional trainers, but Musk is one of two people immune to that, second being lech wałęsa.
It seems more likely to me that a 78-year-old woman accidentally quoted the wrong tweet.
So she was talking to someone else about their mom?
I think Elon thought he was pretending to be his dad but he was on his mom’s account instead. Both his parents have better things to do than be on Twitter. I think they’re on Hexbear.
Everyone has better things to do than be on twitter, but alas.
Saddest man of the century award
I was thinking it could’ve been Errol who wrote this, but they got divorced back in 1979 according to Wikipedia. Sounds unlikely to me that they’d share passwords 47 years later. Sad, pathetic Elon.
