(Let’s asume you have kids).
lol idk
I don’t think they’d care.
I wish I could be so lucky.
https://www.usa.gov/name-change
Assuming you’re American, based on your username and instance. Hope that helps.
I’d imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I’m the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on
There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.
They would probably find it pretty cringe
Think about it though. In like 100 years, the irony will wear off, and you’ll have Millers, Carpenters, Smiths, and fucking Gigachads. It’d work, it just might take awhile.
It’s reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name…
My cats will be fine with it.
Did you try asking them? Ask them and please report back with their response
Good idea. I just asked, one ignored me and the other begged for food. Verdict unclear.
That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.
How have I never seen that sketch??
Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.
One of your progeny is destined to be a key advisor to President Camacho, head of ‘The Department of Agriculture; Brought to you by KFC/PizzaHut’
This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.
I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.
Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.
My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.
“No, that was not Zathras, that was Zathras. There are 10 of us, all of family Zathras, each one named Zathras. Slight differences in how you pronounce. Zathràs, Zathrás, Zathrâs… You are seeing now?”
Babylon 5
They’re cool with it
Everyone can finally choose “dr.” option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.
Quite a bit, but it could be worse.
‘Triple B’ could be a decent, non horrible nickname, I agree, could … be … a lot worse.
Hey you kids, get off my WLAN!
As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we’re peachy.
They would be wondering whyiI haven’t embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.
And they’d be mad about inheriting my poor vision.
Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle
