MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症）lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down10cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
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minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSeriously. I’m not really sure why a coffee maker needs to have any technology. My electric kettle is about the highest tech thing in the whole process.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoMy moka pot ain’t talkin’ to no one.
minus-squareconsidine@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoIt only sings a sweet burbling song of coffee to me each morning. And afternoon.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI have a stainless steel one but yeah pour-over gang reporting
minus-squarewander1236@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThe steam from the water powers a micro rotor and the coffee acts as an antenna, duh
minus-square100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWater boils. Evaporates to steam. Turbine goes brrrrr.
I doubt it.
Seriously. I’m not really sure why a coffee maker needs to have any technology. My electric kettle is about the highest tech thing in the whole process.
My moka pot ain’t talkin’ to no one.
It only sings a sweet burbling song of coffee to me each morning. And afternoon.
I have a stainless steel one but yeah pour-over gang reporting
The steam from the water powers a micro rotor and the coffee acts as an antenna, duh
Water boils. Evaporates to steam. Turbine goes brrrrr.
Hey, that’s a haiku