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Cake day: June 17th, 2023

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  • Yikes, this whole post feels AI generated. Lots of LLMisms in every paragraph.

    • No disk writes. No races. No KASLR bypass needed. Works reliably across Ubuntu, RHEL, Amazon Linux, SUSE — basically every major distribution built since 2017.

    • It’s not flashy memory corruption. It’s elegant. It’s reliable.

    • No C2 callbacks needed. No noisy exfiltration during the blackout. Just quiet persistence and lateral movement inside the isolated network.



  • You’re on the fourth human mission to Mars, and you’re told the Odyssey spacecraft designed to take you there will be the smoothest ride you’ll ever take. It features a newly christened electric propulsion engine which was in the late stages of testing during the first three missions. The mission starts and the spacecraft travels at a crawl, and you wonder if it’s broken. A week goes by and you’re now traveling at more than 400,000 kilometers (250,000 miles) per hour, and your mind is blown as to how fast you’re going, how quickly that happened, and that this mission might be more awesome than you thought.

    What the hell is this weird storytelling? Who would send an astronaut off to Mars without doing any training on what kind of propulsion they are using?