YOU’RE REAL TO ME!Ive often thought I was the figment of someone’s imagination
What if i’m real and you’re fake?
Then I would be making this post and you would be telling me you’re real
ooo-wee-ooo
Killer Tofu?
Okay, that proves it
We’re all real here
No AI would admit to being familiar with Doug
Not sure there’s enough Doug on the internet to scrape!
I’d say there’s at least a 25% chance that I’m an NPC. If you watch me for long enough I’ll do an idle animation.
I’m real you have to beLIEve me!
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SYNTAX ERRORIf I didn’t exist that would solve a lot of my problems. Existing comes with a lot of headaches.
I sure would like to think I exist to you guys
Don’t worry, you absolutely exist. It wouldn’t be an experiment if there wasn’t a subject!
What an insightful comment, great job human!
haha yeah “what if”
Actually there are only 12 dozen advanced prototype Androids using this website. None of them are aware that they are artificial constructs.
Though I will give a hint, one of them already posted in this thread.
Edit: the source is that I was once an Admin of Hexbear, and was privy to our secret projects.
Oh. Hi twe— I mean Bobson
Even if I don’t, it feels like I do, so it’s kinda the same thing.
It would be sad 😔
I’m the guy working on the oil rig in Waterworld who goes, ‘oh thank god’ when he sees the explosion coming
Dude I’m too high for that kinda shit right now fuckin quit it
